Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.
I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.
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6:51 pm • 19 May 2013 • 9 notes
I biked to Barton Springs and back and I got sunburned and my hair is crazy and I’m about to inherit my roommate’s bed frame for the six months he’ll be out of the country and I am very excited about it
12:30 am • 12 May 2013 • 11 notes
sure im home alone watching law and order and drinking beer in my messy room on a saturday night but at least i look cute
12:24 pm • 23 April 2013 • 7 notes
my nails match my outfit today im pumped
2:13 pm • 3 April 2013 • 2 notes
Bob took this real cute photo of me at the cap city bar last night with ryan, adam, and the back of kat’s head. everyone is adorable.
8:42 pm • 22 March 2013 • 2 notes
I decided I couldn’t work on writing comedy until I put on eyeshadow so I did
5:36 pm • 9 March 2013 • 2 notes
SelfieXSelfieWest networking makeup + background Krishna, mounted deer hoof and sparkly penis headband
7:07 pm • 9 February 2013 • 4 notes
I like my makeup 2nite
4:10 pm • 13 January 2013 • 2 notes
just woke up selfie
8:42 pm • 20 December 2012 • 4 notes
I don’t know what jokes I’m doing tonight but at least I like my makeup
2:13 am • 9 December 2012 • 15 notes
A pic of my husband proposing to me
6:18 pm • 23 November 2012 • 2 notes
Sandsgiving!!!!!!! Where is our sitcom deal!?????
(several bottles of wine and gallons of gravy later we were not quite so fresh-faced)
An important picture demonstrating our love (compare with this)
This is a picture of me watching one of my favorite bands with a collection of some of my favorite people and it is warming my heart.
