If god doesn’t like ugly, then god doesn’t like anybody
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12:23 am • 16 April 2013 • 1 note
Look I know someone (allegedly, there are conspiracy theories) leaked this album without his permission but does it mean I’m a bad person for listening to it on repeat all day
1:58 am • 23 March 2013 • 5 notes
Now I’m listening to this and remembering how I used to listen to it while I walked from the apartment, my first ever apartment, that I shared with Katy Harris above Annabelle’s Attic to my security dispatching job on Saturday nights at 11 that one summer, when I worked while everyone was partying, walking there after buying a red bull and some kind of junk food or another from Kum N Go because I was going to have to stay up until 7am when my shift ended, walking to the security office and watching all the fireflies on the lawns and putting this on because I thought this song was such a good soundtrack to fireflies on lawns, and man I am so different than I was then, now.
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12:57 am • 23 March 2013 • 2 notes
RVIVR - Ocean Song
Tonight I did a set and it went well and then I chose between a number of bad decisions and I still don’t know if I chose the right one but I went and ate hasbrowns at a diner with Duncan and now I’m listening to this album AGAIN, really loudly because my roommates are out of town (which makes me think maybe I should have chosen a different bad decision) and drinking a beer.Tomorrow I’m going to go see Spring Breakers and I’m pretty excited about it. NIGHTBLOGGING. HI.
12:01 am • 14 March 2013 • 7 notes
New RVIVR record is really good, just like the old RVIVR records are
12:33 am • 11 March 2013 • 62 notes
i hear the planets
11:36 am • 8 March 2013 • 1 note
Can this album just come out yet please
11:57 pm • 28 February 2013 • 2 notes
I don’t listen to pre-The Woods Sleater-Kinney enough
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3:35 pm • 23 February 2013 • 82 notes
BRITNEY SPEARS // TILL THE WORLD ENDS (WICCA PHASE DARKEST ANGEL REMIX)
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6:27 pm • 24 January 2013 • 2 notes
When I was just a kid I spent every weekend
On the farm that he grew up on so I guess so did I
And we’d stay up watching movies on the black and white TV
We watched “The Sands of Iwo Jima” starring John Wayne
Every year in June George A. goes to a reunion
Of the men that he served with and their wives and kids and grandkids
My Great Uncle used to take me and I’d watch them recollect
about some things I couldn’t comprehend
And I thought about that movie, asked if it was that way
He just shook his head and smiled at me in such a loving way
As he thought about some friends he will never see again
He said “I never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima”
My step grandfather (he’d been married to my grandmother for the entirety of my life) died on Sunday. He and his parents immigrated from Germany when he was a boy. l they ran a candy shop in New York City. He fought in World War II, in the Pacific theater. His death was expected, and he lived a good and long and interesting life, but this song came on when I was on the bus home and I cried.
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11:52 am • 3 December 2012 • 3 notes
This song is TEN YEARS OLD. I feel like it sounds even better than it did when it first came out. I wish Justin Timberlake would make music again.
3:50 pm • 21 October 2012 • 1 note
Lucinda Williams - Greenville
looking for someone to save you
looking for someone to rave about you, to rave about you
go back to Greenville, just go on back to Greenville
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SNEAK PEAK OF MY FALL MIX CD
Been listening to so much Lil Ugly Mane since he posted that awesome FB status the other day