ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF LOLITUDE

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:16:36 -0500

Hey other creative people, do you ever feel like maybe you don’t have a creative drive at all,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:58:00 -0500

Hey other creative people, do you ever feel like maybe you don’t have a creative drive at all, but rather merely a drive to be seen as a Creative Person? Or am I the only fraud

comedycentral: Comedy Central Signs Multiplatform Deal with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:23:04 -0500

comedycentral:

Comedy Central Signs Multiplatform Deal with Hannibal Buress!

You can never have enough Hannibal Buress in your life, which is why Comedy Central has just announced a big deal with the brilliant comic. In the coming months, you can look for him co-starring in our new series Broad City, executive-producing his own pilot, starring in a new one-hour stand-up special and headlining a nationwide tour.

About the news, Hannibal said, “This is really exciting. I can finally quit my day job at Quiznos. People talk down about the Illuminati a lot but this is proof that membership has its benefits.”

In the meantime, click here for some classic Hannibal stand-up.

HEROOOOOO

julianahuxtable: “ME ALL THE TIME”

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:36 -0500

julianahuxtable:

“ME ALL THE TIME”

Could have used this when I was 5

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:00 -0500

Could have used this when I was 5

Look tumblr I like you but if I’m going to upload pictures of a hickey on the internet so that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:00 -0500

Look tumblr I like you but if I’m going to upload pictures of a hickey on the internet so that my friends can see it I’m going livejournal every time

duhdoydorothy: humansofnewyork: “I went to an all-white high...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:27:45 -0500

duhdoydorothy:

humansofnewyork:

“I went to an all-white high school and an all-black college.”
“What was the main difference between them?”
“… the people.”

humans of new york dude does not know when he is being trolled

I spend a lot of time trying to figure out whether i hate HONY or not

also i look pretty in this one shot from that sketch

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:46:38 -0500

also i look pretty in this one shot from that sketch

ok I finally got that bathing suit in the mail and it looks amazing and the top also matches another...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:21:27 -0500

ok I finally got that bathing suit in the mail and it looks amazing and the top also matches another pair of bikini bottoms I have that are less high waisted in case I want to be extra slutty so WHO WANTS TO GO SWIMMINGGGG

thejogging: organic sandwich, 2013 dirt, grass, straw or...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:20:39 -0500

thejogging:

organic sandwich, 2013

dirt, grass, straw or something, pine needles, tiny rocks, leaves, a pine cone (for texture), flowers (for flavor), water (as a cohesive agent)

•••

attn: Nora

Look at this silly lil sketch I’m in. I’m trying not...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:41:46 -0500

Look at this silly lil sketch I’m in. I’m trying not to worry about how fat my arms look in the first frame.

meredithfay: growltiger: rookiemag: Theme Song: Katie and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:13:35 -0500

meredithfay:

growltiger:

rookiemag:

Theme Song: Katie and Allison Crutchfield

May 2013: “Oblivion”

Obligatory reblorg for the “That Dog” shirt.

I support all remembrances of That Dog. Retreat From the Sun holds up great, don’t argue with me.

“Minneapolis” the soundtrack to all crushes

Oof this Baptist Generals album, guys.

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:42:04 -0500

Oof this Baptist Generals album, guys.

banji-realness: plantgrrl: theres something really cute about thick thighs A lot of things

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:27:16 -0500

banji-realness:

plantgrrl:

theres something really cute about thick thighs

A lot of things

jonnynegron: Peril

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:26:17 -0500

jonnynegron:

Peril

"i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is"

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:16:28 -0500

“i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is”

- people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via baka-ji)

If god doesn’t like ugly, then god doesn’t like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:00 -0500

If god doesn’t like ugly, then god doesn’t like anybody

stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:32:20 -0500

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

okcgoldmine: a woman who knows her ROLE this guy gets online...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:49:01 -0500

okcgoldmine:

a woman who knows her ROLE

this guy gets online dating

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:31:59 -0500