Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.

I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.

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   So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it...

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    actually kind of dig the two on the right

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    And we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so!

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    Af hverju er enginn svona töff lengur? // Why are people not this cool anymore?

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    “I don’t wanna be a traitor to my generation, but…”

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    It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up...

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    dAYYMNN why don’t men still dress like this HAWWWT

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