Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.
I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.
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11:21 pm • 21 October 2012 • 97 notes
Also, sloppy wet pussy for me to fuck.
Sam Rockwell. Daly City Native. Occasional Comedic Savant.
"You think I’m some sloppy wet pussy, for you to fuck? Is that what you think?" "What, no tip?" I’ve been looking for...