Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.
I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.
4:38 pm • 22 August 2012 • 590 notes
the funniest thing to ever happen
(Source: blameaspartame, via sade)
Is this for real? Please tell me this is a joke. Please.
when i say i’m in love with the YOU TRIED gold star, you best believe I’M IN LOVE, L-U-V