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11:23 am • 18 August 2012 • 488 notes
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Beach Accessory of the Day: Look for these Face-kinis on beaches in China, because it’s doubtful they’ll be popping up anywhere else in the world — unless there’s sudden demand from the beach-going, S&M and bank robbing crowd, in the south of France.
[solstice]
frrt nation](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xltxUuac1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Beach Accessory of the Day: Look for these Face-kinis on beaches in China, because it’s doubtful they’ll be popping up anywhere else in the world — unless there’s sudden demand from the beach-going, S&M and bank robbing crowd, in the south of France.
[solstice]
frrt nation
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