Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.

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   I love pure pessimistic lyrics because that’s the shit you want to chant when you’re in a shit mood. I find it very...

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   If I see the worst in everything, that’s all I’m gonna get that’s all I’m gonna get that’s all I’m gonna get

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    Andrew Jackson Jihad - “Heartilation”

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    omfg if I was on the lightrail that day…

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    In a fucking train

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