Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.

I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.

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    I reblog this to remind myself that I will never subject my children to the bullshit that are these “pageants”.

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    Der Neighbor, I have had this saved as a draft...ages now and I can’t remember why, but...

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    This makes me a monster to some, but I cannot stand that little girl.

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