Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.

I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.

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   Wow, great grammar and spelling, as well as fat shaming. The bible is just another fairy tale storybook.

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   It’s a blog making fun of thinspo!

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    I need hips like that…

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    Fuck you I like being chubby bitch

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    So God doesn’t love me?

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    you shouldn’t: Get...it’s a cross) Wear polyester/fabric blends (chances are you’re...

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    Right here, the lost 11th commandment. “Thou shalt eat grass.”

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    if you turn your head to the right it looks like her hip bones are like boobies lol /too skinny to be okay

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    This is what I’m afraid of turning into. This is why I hate when people judge me when I say I’m under 100 pounds.

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