Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.

I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.

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    Between this and his fashion advice I’m pretty sure John Waters needs to write a book on how to live (although I’d...

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    John Waters is gonna be my new life coach.

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    …something a spacey college professor would tell his very attractive daughter.

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