February 2010
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Alex: Why did James Anthofer send me a text message that says 'Carlos is in the building'?
Asa: Maybe he is at a Santana concert.
January 2010
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“My area is also ready.”
– Morgan Murphy, responding to a sexy text reading “I’m so hard”
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Jimmy Fallon can wear the bejeezus out of a suit.
globochem:
(via unicornery)
truth and a half:
This is totally true. It’s probably the late night thing he does best (no disrespek, I have faith he’ll get better).
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The Bug ft. Warrior Queen - Poison Dart
I just...
Police Think Remains Buried Under Concrete are... →
This story just blows my mind. It seems like it was written by someone ripping off Flannery O’Connor or something. No good author would ever name a character Abraham Shakespeare, though, it’s just too on the nose. I can’t believe this is life. This story makes me weirdly sad, just like Florida does.
Watchpaulscheer:
Watch this awesome trailer for “FUNNY OR DIE PRESENTS…” only on HBO FEB 19 @ MIDNIGHT
I’m pretty excited for this show.
“YOU LIE!!!”
– ScottAukerman live twittering the State of the Union
I’m not sad about anything, I just really...
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Someone is not a January Jones fan. →
molls:
(via alexbalk)
I mean, who is this insecure? You’d think she could snake some higher grade fuckery. A Bradley Cooper. Or a Gerard Butler. At least those dudes are freakshow warlocks when it comes to collecting all of the pussy EVER. so you know there’s some sort of venereal voodoo afoot.
You guys are doing a really great job today.
haha I fucking KNEW it.
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