12:35 am • 12 March 2014 • 1 note
sorry they identify as a macklemore from another universe where he is an “extraterrestrial life expert”
and theyre actually a “multiple” so it’s really only1 of about 30 identities including johnny the homicidal maniac and some dude from My Chemical Romance but as a werewolf, obviously
12:34 am • 12 March 2014 • 2 notes
I just found the tumblr of someone who identifies as macklemore
im logging off goodnight
9:21 pm • 11 March 2014 • 2 notes
I got to do a show with Matt Braunger and Andy Haynes and Nate Bargatze and Adam Cayton-Holland and a few other people last night but it was unofficial
9:20 pm • 11 March 2014 • 1 note
i have a feeling i’m not gonna go to a single sxsw thing this year :(/:)
8:49 pm • 11 March 2014 • 7 notes
this could be us but u playin
o m g
im glad someone is finally appreciating this post and that cat hug
3:09 pm • 11 March 2014 • 38,866 notes
Gabourey Sidibe continues to live the dream
(Source: femburton, via heyfatchick)
2:46 pm • 11 March 2014 • 57,781 notes
No, bb, lb is an abbreviation for libra pondo, a pound by weight. The words are related but in the same way that bear mace is related to ursa major— they’re just using the same noun.
Ugh sorry NdGT I’m sure you’re good at your job but recently you’ve been on a campaign of “a scientist says things that have just popped into his head” which is not the same as “a scientist teaches you about science” and it’s kind of getting under my skin
yeah he’s like the George Takei of scientists
2:45 pm • 11 March 2014 • 22,814 notes
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
don’t do this here
oh my God
there should be a whole tumblr of posts that weird kink people have fucked up with their weird gross kink garbage
3:23 pm • 10 March 2014 • 1,350 notes
"Okay. This is really early, but I’ll tell you (it’s about) hard women, bad men and the secret occult history of the United States transportation system."
Nic Pizzolatto re: 'True Detective' season 2 | Hitfix (via popculturebrain)
I’m going to need more info on this “occult history of the transportation system” bit…
"hard women" is making me laughcry so hard
i hope its about the masonic architecture of the dc streets. i hope its about shriners. gritty shriner reboot.
oh my gosh cults and urban planning and hard women it’s like all of my favorite things combined
also I thought True Detective was great but flawed, but I thought True Detective’s title sequence was great and FLAWLESS
2:59 pm • 10 March 2014 • 4 notes
It makes me super uncomfortable when TFA people I know post their students’ work or talk about individual students very specifically on facebook