8:37 pm • 21 May 2013 • 3 notes
Look tumblr I like you but if I’m going to upload pictures of a hickey on the internet so that my friends can see it I’m going livejournal every time
Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.
I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.
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8:37 pm • 21 May 2013 • 3 notes
Look tumblr I like you but if I’m going to upload pictures of a hickey on the internet so that my friends can see it I’m going livejournal every time
7:27 pm • 20 May 2013 • 1,560 notes
“I went to an all-white high school and an all-black college.”
“What was the main difference between them?”
“… the people.”humans of new york dude does not know when he is being trolled
I spend a lot of time trying to figure out whether i hate HONY or not
(via banji-realness)
6:46 pm • 20 May 2013 • 9 notes
also i look pretty in this one shot from that sketch
6:21 pm • 20 May 2013 • 3 notes
ok I finally got that bathing suit in the mail and it looks amazing and the top also matches another pair of bikini bottoms I have that are less high waisted in case I want to be extra slutty so WHO WANTS TO GO SWIMMINGGGG
6:20 pm • 20 May 2013 • 444 notes
organic sandwich, 2013
dirt, grass, straw or something, pine needles, tiny rocks, leaves, a pine cone (for texture), flowers (for flavor), water (as a cohesive agent)
attn: Nora
4:41 pm • 20 May 2013 • 2 notes
Look at this silly lil sketch I’m in. I’m trying not to worry about how fat my arms look in the first frame.
4:13 pm • 20 May 2013 • 133 notes
Theme Song: Katie and Allison Crutchfield
Obligatory reblorg for the “That Dog” shirt.
I support all remembrances of That Dog. Retreat From the Sun holds up great, don’t argue with me.
“Minneapolis” the soundtrack to all crushes
3:42 pm • 20 May 2013 • 1 note
Oof this Baptist Generals album, guys.
3:27 pm • 20 May 2013 • 47 notes
theres something really cute about thick thighs
A lot of things
3:16 pm • 20 May 2013 • 15,853 notes
— people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via baka-ji)
11:32 am • 20 May 2013 • 69,552 notes
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
(via corpulence)
11:31 pm • 19 May 2013 • 141 notes
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