Austin, TX based stand up comedian and connoisseur of fine .gifs. You can find out more about my comedy here.
I look like this, but probably worse, most of the time.
I really wish tv shows and movies would learn that sex that is “consensual by the end” is not the same as consensual sex
Mexican-American Gothic (2010) by Santiago Forero
when i am a punk musician i am gonna raise money to donate to demi lovato’s mental health scholarship
I am never going to trust a punk until they do this
I got a car and bought a little plant and made a little vase for the extra cup holders
"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
Bob scrubbin’ your blog.
— Walter Wink (via locusimperium)